SHORT! THAT! BABY! My grandma was sold as an infant in 1936 for $40 (roughly $950 USD in 2025's economy). Back then, baby buying wasn't unheard of -- and definitely not ...

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is the latest from Strange Scaffold, bringing the excitement of the stock trading world ...

In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, you of course do not actually trade BABIES. We aren’t monsters. You buy stocks BASED on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing ...

If you’ve ever had the very specific desire to rack up credits by betting on the lifespans of digitally simulated alien babies, now you can. The Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator game offers ...

Indie game developer Strange Scaffold and publisher Frosty Pop have confirmed the release date for their latest title, Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator. If the name isn't clear enough, this is an ...

A made $5,000 betting on a baby because a dog/consultant named Chad Shakespeare gave me a tip that his future had about a 79% chance of being positive. Which was good, as the day before I decided to ...

At first glance, Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator feels like it’s daring you to bounce off it. The name alone sounds like an edgy joke stretched a little too far, and the premise which is ...

Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.