I didn't think anybody would ever be able to top "Call me Ishmael" as an opening line of a book, although "When Mr. Bilbo Baggins announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first ...

Add Yahoo as a preferred source to see more of our stories on Google. Photo Illustration by Luis G. Rendon/The Daily Beast/Escambia County Sheriff's Office/Wikimedia Commons Billy Summers had only ...