It’s when the branches of the animatronic tree sprout swords and start swinging at Tristan that I think, Hang on. Puy du Fou is a theme park devoted to French history. Isn’t King Arthur British? We’re ...

I had had to shit ever since I woke up. In the morning, in the evening; I’m not sure when I woke up, but whenever that was, I had to shit since then. But I couldn’t. Or more accurately, I could only ...