When did your parents find out you were rich?

What is the coldest bet you have ever accepted?

Were your parents strict with your grades?

During chemo, the doctor stopped us and said, “Your daughter never had cancer.”

Väter, welcher einzelne Moment hat euer ganzes Leben zertört?

My two best friends: 'Thanks for paying for the wedding—but you're not invited.'

When did you realize that a psychopath was possessed by you?

My best friend said, “If you’re embarrassed by my stuttering, just say so and leave.”

At the ex I saw ink on my daughter's back and his girlfriend laughed