Is Destroying Money Actually Illegal?

Pride Parade organizers and attendees stalked and even assaulted me numerous times until I was able to find their weakness — physical exertion. The Pride Parade took place in downtown Philadelphia where a man sporting a skirt followed me around in an attempt to stop me from conducting interviews. A lady even unsuccessfully attempted to steal my microphone leaving a cut on my hand. The situation was pretty bleak until I found a way to escape from the radicals. As soon as I started to jog, the guy